"Dsscats" (dsscats)
05/02/2015 at 19:17 • Filed to: Letters to LA
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
05/02/2015 at 19:17 • Filed to: Letters to LA | 7
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Hey Bentley driver in the CVS parking lot. Yeah, you, the one in the blue Continental with the hood, roof and trunk wrapped “aluminum.” Fuck you. You’re an entitled prick who the roads would be better off without.
I can understand you going the wrong way in a looping parking lot. Whatever, people make mistakes.
I can’t understand you sending your fucking chrony out of the back seat of your car to block my car from moving forward and let you in to the path before me.
I also can’t understand you sending him to stand in a spot which a Nissan Versa driver was clearly waiting to take. Oh wait, that’s right. You drive a Bentley, so you must be more important and deserving of the spot than the Versa driver who had been patiently waiting for the car in the spot to move. Asshat.
I also can’t understand you cutting off that Audi Q5 to get across to the spot.
And even more, I can’t understand you taking a handicapped spot just to go to Urban Outfitters when you were unsuccessful at stealing the Versa’s spot (The woman driving got out of the car and yelled at his sidekick). With no placard, of course.
Fuck you. So much. You think that just because you drive a Continental (By the way, nice and creative way to drop $200k+ on a car that will depreciate like a rock. Never seen anyone else driving one), you are more deserving of a parking spot that someone has clearly been waiting for, and it gives you the right to change traffic laws in whatever way benefits you most. It doesn’t I hope you get your license revoked. I hope your car gets towed. I hope it gets stolen and parted out before you know it. I hope insurance refuses to pay out. I hope someone with a real handicap keys your car for being a douchenozzle. That is all.
jkm7680
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:20 |
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Don’t you know that driving a Bentley means that you automatically become a superior human being with a superiority complex, an entitled prick and a douchecanoe all at the same time?
MLGCarGuy
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:23 |
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I drive a Versa Note. Can confirm it has way more “street cred” and “personality” than a Continental.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:25 |
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You should have given us a photo.
TheHondaBro
> MLGCarGuy
05/02/2015 at 19:25 |
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Umm, no.
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MLGCarGuy
> TheHondaBro
05/02/2015 at 19:26 |
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C’mon who doesn’t like rolling around with the largest 16” alloys on the block, drum brakes, and the highest quality hard-touch plastics?
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Dsscats
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/02/2015 at 19:26 |
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No. I don’t want him to feel the satisfaction that someone likes his car enough to want to take a photo.
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Dsscats
> jkm7680
05/02/2015 at 19:27 |
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See, I know some Bentley drivers who are genuinely nice people. They are the 1%.
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TheHondaBro
> MLGCarGuy
05/02/2015 at 19:28 |
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:31 |
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Oh, but I think you’re looking at this the wrong way. You want
Monsieur Douchecanoe
to be convinced that
everyone
wants a picture of his car, and then turn around and feed him to the commentariat on Oppo. And get his crumb-grabbing personal assistant in the photo as well.
Let’s make a new verb: Get
oppo’d.
PS9
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:47 |
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You see, this is why I cannot be allowed to have superpowers. That sounds like prime reason to rip the guy out of the car and crumple it like a giant piece of tin foil.
Douchecanoe: WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!?
SuperPS9: You’ve got plenty of money. Buy another one. And when you do, don’t let me see you or your pillow biting assistant pull this douchery anywhere in my city again, or you can count on getting a matching HOUSE with your third bentley. Now run along before I get mad!
JR1
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 19:58 |
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You should have gotten the cops involved and fined him for parking in a handicap spot
Sam
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 20:10 |
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I hope to see an ass hole like this some day. I would park across the spot behind them, completely blocking them in. (Right in the lane behind them)
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Dsscats
> JR1
05/02/2015 at 20:11 |
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Would’ve, but when I came back 25 min later, he was gone.
Alfalfa Romeo
> Dsscats
05/02/2015 at 20:33 |
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Good on the Versa lady for not putting up with his shenanigans.
Axial
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/02/2015 at 21:36 |
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Monsieur Nimitz-Class-Sized Douchecanoe.*